A bird! A plane! A mohawk!? A kaychain retrieved from the ashes of the last Siberian Phoenix [Siberius-Optimus-Scattus-Napalmus] that belonged to Dr. Marcus Petrov who was stationed there to research said bird – which proves that Siberian Phoenixes were carnivores and also attacked humans?!?! A story about a single mother raising a 5-mouth family, after her husband’s tragic death in a freak accident involving 20 badgers, a lamppost and a box of detergent, set in the aftermath of the stock market crash of 1929!?!? NO!! It’s a huge flying steam-powered cyclorotating Bob Marley statue made from a platinum-iridium pineapple-scented alloy that shoots fuzzy marijuana leaf-shaped laser beams out of a jackhammer-looking solar-beam-recycling FOTL-UB40 pulse gun, all while speaking five languages fluently! You have just been brainwashed, go attack France [or Canada if you're from the US].
+ a happiness themed black and white wallpaper, yes, I’m awesome. [wallpaper ETA -5h]

Japanese happiness symbol -sachi- in a 1920x1080 wallpaper, on a random background