Desu Headquarters 2010

Old spice answers the age old question, was it delicious?

KiLLaUrSeLv — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:51:35 +0000

Do you know that I know that posting Old Spice related material is not fair because of the ease with witch it captions the mind, which is unrivaled in this and parallel universes.

Do you know that I published this long ago but WordPress couldn’t process all of the manliness stored within, and that in fact, it’ll never be completely posted because of the never-ending loop of awesomeness that ensues in each and every new instance of WordPress trying to process it.

Imagine yourse…processing

This post is now diamonds.

P.S.: yes, the cake was delicious.

I am on a horse.

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Katastrophe Kid (2010)

Medo — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:10:43 +0000

“There’s a love-story shoe-horned into the plot. It doesn’t work for as many reasons as the movie itself doesn’t work. The girl is too good for Dre. He hasn’t done anything to earn her attention. And they’re both too young. There’s no sexual tension so who cares? There’s probably a good hour or so that could have been left on the cutting room floor. And I don’t mean scenes that just don’t work. I’m talking about pointless, repetitive dialogue and long, go-nowhere interactions that browbeat us with everything we already know. We get it: The kid doesn’t like China. We get it: The kid is cooler than everyone else in the entire country. We get it: The kid gets bullied. We get it: He doesn’t like it.”

Karate? 12 years old kids? Come again? Maybe in some other movie this could turn out good, but not in this one. After seeing Ip man, kung fu scenes in this movie are just plain ridiculous – bunch of 12 year-olds fight with wires and CGI – maybe this intended to explain why the Chinese can fly and fight when they get older?

Story
The movie is longer than two hours, yet if fails to answer lots of questions, many things are just thrown in and then they disappear. There are also some cliches about cultural ~~hate~~ misunderstandings but those turned out to be good as they were funny.

Characters
Dre - the main kiddo, liked his acting of a typical kid. His action scenes were good too.

with makeup

without makeup

That girl whose name i forgot -her sole purpose is to have a girl in the movie. Also to make movie much longer. Did she even passed the audition?(dull) She plays the violin, speaks two languages and yet her acting was too much annoying as was her role – like she was catching a glimpse at the camera from time to time

Jackie has mystical healing powers in this move

Han - Jackie did a fine job here, although i prefer him to do all the action

COOCKOO

Dre’s mom - Dre has to have a mom, possibly the one that annoys him and the rest of the audience

What were characters resolves in this movie is to be an eternal mystery.

This is probably the funniest scene in the movie

Rating

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Trust issues

Medo — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:44:18 +0000

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Titanic II (2010)

Medo — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:27:29 +0000

In Titanic 2, Jack, the main character of Titanic, who was supposed to be dead, is found in an ice cube on the bottom of the ocean and he
COMES TO LIFE!!!

Badger

What comes across your mind when you see this poster? It has to be a joke? A parody? Or a porno? Too bad, it’s just a B disaster movie which mocks your intelligence. Recommended to no one. Well, people on drugs maybe. Also there is no Jack, he is dead, deal with it.

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Rating
Are you serious?

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Prince of Persia – Sands of Time (2010)

Medo — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:58:56 +0000

It Is Said Some Lives Are Linked Across Time…..
They Are Connected By An Ancient Calling that echoes through the ages…..
Destiny

Being the great fan of the Sand of Time trilogy, i couldn’t miss the movie that was released in May bearing the same name.

The movie is a loose retelling of the first game in the trilogy which borrows elements from other PoP games, notably Two Towers for the time when the dagger is used.

The infamous dagger of time is still there as the major plot element, works still the same way as in the games, with the push of a button

great for suicidal bombing?

Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made...

And there you will have a classic fantasy tale from likes of 1001 nights with the British cast and the bad guy had to have a evil looking face… but…the guy next to him –

WAIT A MINUTE — COULD IT BE ???

IT’S JEFF MURDOCK !

oh well its “just” Richard Coyle but seeing him again made my day and brought a bonus star to the movie rating :)

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Movie Rating
Good acting, nice music, great action scenes with some nice visual effects and disney cliches

One last thing, Prince of Persia 2010 720p BluRay x264-HDplay[FMT] release is one big pile of blurred crap.

Monthly wallpaper

Medo — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:03:26 +0000

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Dump a Cat

Medo — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:27:19 +0000

LONDON — The gray-haired ~~woman~~ bitch gently pets the cat, occasionally glancing furtively at a garbage bin. Then she strikes, casually grabbing it by the scruff, tossing it in, popping the lid closed, and quickly strolling away.Read more on Google News.

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Aural Vampire – オーラルヴァンパイア – Freeeeze!!

Medo — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:13:15 +0000

Aural Vampire is the industrial/darkwave duo of Exo-Chika (vocals) and Raveman (everything else.) Raised on a diet of schlocky horror movies and German techno, the high-school friends not only have a unique sound, but an over-the-top visual presentation as well. Exo-Chika plays the only-innocent-on-the-surface front woman, while Raveman lurks in the shadows behind a blood-red Jason-esque mask and layers of military gear. Indeed their sound has a bit of KMFDM’s dark and glam dance-industrial with a heavy dose of Lords of Acid’s campy style. Mix that with more traditional Japanese synth-pop and you have Aural Vampire (which, by the way, is indeed a play on “oral” vampire.)

The duo has released only one album, 2004′s Vampire Ecstasy (sporting a classic horror movie-style cover complete with credits,) and a download-only single, Death Folder, in 2005.

Aural Vampire has tour around the world, most notably Germany, made an appearance at Huston, TX at Anime Matsuri in March 2008 along with Nirgilis and Bespa Kumamero.

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Coma, a flash game adventure

Medo — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 19:29:21 +0000

I rarely play flash games, but this one is truly an exception. It has a short but good story, nice music and an interesting gameplay. It’s not really point and click, it’s jump and click, sounds funny and it is funny Atmosphere is perfect, graphic is really good …. umm… what’s not to like in this game?

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Futurama s06x10 “The Prisoner of Benda”

Medo — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:31:42 +0000

Professor Farnsworth and Amy build a machine that allows them to switch minds so that they may each pursue their lifelong dreams. However, they learn that the machine cannot be used twice on the same pairing of bodies. To try to return to their rightful bodies, they involve the rest of the crew in the mind switches, leaving each member free to pursue their own personal endeavors in a different crew member’s body. Fans of stargate SG-1 will remember that the sg-1 had the same problem.

This is surely the best episode of the season six so far, and some say perhaps in the whole show – everything is mixed up, everyone wants to live the life of others and that mixed up with futurama’s odd sense of humor makes the perfect combination

one of the best scenes in the whole show

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